Dear Woman Who Used Stall #1 in the Restroom:
Thank you so much for using a toilet seat cover today. Perhaps next time, after you have finished using the toilet, you might consider pushing said cover into the toilet with either your foot or hand and then flushing it so no one else has to be grossed out by the thought of having to touch it in some way in order to remove it from the toilet seat.
Dear Woman Who Used Stall #3 in the Restroom:
Apparently no one ever told you that if you pee all over the toilet seat that you should in fact clean it up. I’m not even really sure how you did …

I know I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again because apparently it hasn’t been seen by enough people yet.
Wipe off the freaking toilet seat for crying out loud!!! Seriously. It’s totally gross. I know that many women hover so as not to have to actually touch their tushes on the toilet seat, but they should at least have the common courtesy to take a quick peek behind them to see if they’ve sprayed, and, if so, to clean up their mess. I don’t know how it is that they manage to miss the giant hole in the toilet entirely and instead spray urine all over the toilet AND not be able …