What, you want a souvenir of your ineptitude?

I’m so bloated and crampy today it’s ridiculous. I feel like an alien is trying to crawl out of my belly. It’s horrible. *pouts* I guess the bright side is that I didn’t have to break out my Spanx in order to zip my pants like I had to a couple of days last month. I don’t know how I ever lived without Spanx. I hardly use mine except with certain dresses, but during period time they are a freaking lifesaver because they help hold in your bloated alien infested belly and that is a beautiful and helpful thing.

Alien bellies aside, it’s Friday the 13th night and I’m so freaking excited! We’re going to the 7:30 pm show, so there’s not much more time left to have to wait. Yayness for Padalecki on the big screen!