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Where’d you get that juice box and does it come in grapealicious?

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Friday the 13th was sooo much fun! I’m so glad we got to see it in a packed theater because it made it that much more fun. The booming laughter, the clapping and cheering probably wouldn’t have happened in a less crowded place. This Jason actually scared me and that hasn’t happened since I was a kid. The old movies scared me when I was young, but as an adult, I was mostly just cheering him on as he bumped off the obnoxious teens and then the films just started being stupid and I stopped caring about them in any capacity. I liked seeing a little bit of a person in Jason this time. I …

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What, you want a souvenir of your ineptitude?

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I’m so bloated and crampy today it’s ridiculous. I feel like an alien is trying to crawl out of my belly. It’s horrible. *pouts* I guess the bright side is that I didn’t have to break out my Spanx in order to zip my pants like I had to a couple of days last month. I don’t know how I ever lived without Spanx. I hardly use mine except with certain dresses, but during period time they are a freaking lifesaver because they help hold in your bloated alien infested belly and that is a beautiful and helpful thing.
Alien bellies aside, it’s Friday the 13th night and I’m so freaking excited! We’re going to the …

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