I know I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again because apparently it hasn’t been seen by enough people yet.

Wipe off the freaking toilet seat for crying out loud!!! Seriously. It’s totally gross. I know that many women hover so as not to have to actually touch their tushes on the toilet seat, but they should at least have the common courtesy to take a quick peek behind them to see if they’ve sprayed, and, if so, to clean up their mess. I don’t know how it is that they manage to miss the giant hole in the toilet entirely and instead spray urine all over the toilet AND not be able to see that they’ve done it and just leave it there for the next person to encounter, but it is REALLY disgusting and they should be swatted with a rolled up newspaper or something.

/rant

The Scotland trip is finally here! Woo hoo! We’re leaving tomorrow and will be back on the 5th. See you then.

While lying around on Sunday afternoon in my non-functional state (I’m having major issues sleeping right now and therefore not getting much more than 3-4 hours a day) I finally broke down and watched Troy. All in all, I really enjoyed the film and the cast, with the exception of The Brad.

The Good
Eric Bana owned this film. Owned it I tell you. His character was wonderful and he was just utterly fantastic. Every moment he was on screen, I was in heaven and I was very indifferent to him before watching this film. Now, I kind of want to bear his children.

The Bad
Brad’s accent. It came. It went. It just kind of sucked. Brad’s golden wavy locks and bronzed chiseled body glistening in the sun and/or moonlight throughout the entire film also made me unhappy and roll my eyes a few times. It’s no secret that I’m not a fan and haven’t been since about 1996 or so and I know it’s strange that I find him repulsive, but I do and there was just too much glistening Brad for my liking.

The Randomness
Diane Kruger should really think about gaining that 10-15 pounds or whatever she had to gain for the film back because she looked 1000 times better with a little more flesh on her face and a teensy bit of meat on her arms.

I never noticed how incredibly long and thin Saffron Burrows neck is. It’s really rather swan-like, but I can’t decide if that’s a good or bad thing or maybe just a little odd.

Orlando Bloom was very meh. His character is such a weenie that it was hard to be all about the Orlando.

Sean Bean was nothing less than awesome.